Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed
If you fall under all ten, you might as well be Laverne, Shirley, Lenny, or Squiggy!
If you're between 7 and 9, you're living in the L&S world, but not as one of the characters!
If you're between 4 and 6, you're watching the daily percentage of L&S!
If you're 3 or under, either you're not watching enough L&S or these top ten signs are a little too much for the average person!
10) You move into an apartment building with your bestfriend only to find out that your two annoying friends live on the 4th floor
9) You say "Hello!" when you barge in on people
8) You buy a new razor just to try it out by shaving your brother's legs when he's asleep
7) You go to the supermarket in hopes of being the 1,000,000th customer just to get a free cart-load of "Bosco"
6) You look up your family heritage to see if you're related to royalty
5) You start drinking milk'n'Pepsi (guilty!)
4) You write an L&S FanFic and you make yourself one of the characters (guilty!)
3) You start wearing L's even if your name DOESN'T start with L (guilty!)
2) You name your pet cat "BooBooKitty"
and the #1 sign you're obsessed is...
1) You nickname your brothers Lenny & Squiggy
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12. You wonder what Lenny & Squiggy do in their apartment & if they're like Laverne & Shirley (ex: the girls' arguing)
11. You wonder if Laverne's L stands for more than "Laverne"
10. You wonder what is would be like to live in the "L&S world"
9. You record the L&S theme song on your answering machine and their voices, play it back and dance to the music.
8. You pause the characters with you VCR and sit and watch them.
7. You take their pics and talk to them and kiss them.
6. You talk just like Squiggy and dance and mock Carmine's steps.
5. You mock the characters and do this because you have and want to be just like them.
4. You absolutely have to mock everything L&S do and wear.
3. You play with your VCR and make the characters move in slow motion.
2. You pretend you're one of the characters and play along in the show.
1. You take a video camera and record L&S off the tv.
